Hey there,
Let’s say you’re not feeling great.
Your gut’s a mess, your skin’s acting up, and your brain feels like it’s running on dial-up. So you start looking for answers.
Do you:
A) Spend $90 on cold-pressed greens and hope for the best
B) Cut out everything fun and wait for your gut to sort itself out
C) Consider that something might be living in you that doesn’t belong there
Welcome to Juice Cleanse vs. Parasite Cleanse.
One clears surface noise.
The other clears the system.
The real gut squatters
Let’s be clear—this isn’t about gut bacteria. It’s about actual parasites. And they’re more common than people think. Meet a few:
Blastocystis hominis – flies under the radar, but can bring gas, bloating, and simmering irritability
Giardia – picks up hitchhikers on hiking trips and in tap water; leaves behind cramps, fatigue, and digestive chaos
Pinworms – microscopic, itchy, and often passed around by kids, pets, and shared spaces
Tapeworms – long, flat, and stubborn enough to live in a human for decades
Juice doesn’t kill parasites.
Let’s stop pretending it does. A juice cleanse might make you feel “lighter”—mostly because you haven’t eaten. But parasites aren’t impressed by kale or lemon water. They’re built to survive, adapt, and hide.
Many cloak themselves in biofilms, mess with your cravings, and camp out in tissues your juice can’t reach. You might feel better for a day or two, but the real problem’s still there—quiet, persistent, and multiplying.
Juice can support you. But it won’t evict parasites.
Real cleansing isn’t trendy. It’s tactical.
If you want to clear parasites, you need more than a reset—you need a plan:
Timing matters. Some parasites reproduce on lunar cycles. Syncing herbs to that rhythm? Not magic—biology.
Herbs that work: Wormwood, clove, black walnut. Not romaine.
Symptoms are data. Mood swings, vivid dreams, skin flares—sometimes they’re part of the exit strategy.
This isn’t about deprivation. It’s about clearing what doesn’t belong—and giving your system a real chance to heal.
So next time you're tempted to sip kale water for three days, ask yourself:
Are you cleansing—or just thirsty for a quick fix?
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Until next week,
Gabi & Bea